"don’t waste your time or time will waste you"

"it’s just a story"

"there ain’t no rest for the wicked"

Step one: Start to reward yourself early on.

astralminion:

Stole my bf’s hat cuz it goes with my new hair colour :P

kingsleyyy:

when your ex tries to make you jealous w someone who ugly af 
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juilan:

fstw:

People who make it a mission to use the word fuck in almost every sentence are so annoying like nobody cares how edgy you are relax and eat some vitamins

Why you trippin

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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